DASHED.

Wielding the axe again, another bridge coming down! I’m getting good at this.

You won’t laugh about this one.

There’s times when you just want to die. This is one.

Hey jade! x

jadeamyamz:

Sooooo….. I have FINALLY decided to post on this God for saken (Forgive me) social networking site and I don’t know what to really do or say! :S so here it goes i’m gonna have a go at posting and see how i get on!! Thanks for the motivation ;) 

Love xXx 

I’m literally shitting out rainbows. Life ROCKS. 

Almost there in my fight for justice. The end’s in sight.

Getting my homework done on time. 
Getting real work done on time.

Worrying about crossing the road. 
Moaning about how polluted our roads are.

How to get the £2 together for a child travelcard. 
How to get the £8.50 together for an adult travelcard.

Late for school, being told off.
Late for work, being sacked.

What my sister/friends were doing on my day off.
What bills to pay on my day off.

How cool my myspace layout was. 
How professional my Facebook comments are.

Getting through the day without being bullied.
How approachable and friendly I am at work.

When my next trip to the cinema/bowling/restaurant was.
Whether I can afford a trip to any of the above, ever. 

Getting sugar-high, looking forward to a bottle of coke.
Getting wasted, looking forward to a bottle of JD.

Eating 2000cal XL Bacon Double Cheeseburgers, and never getting fat.
Eating 200cal Hamburgers, or worse, salads, and still getting fatter.  

Living at home, not worrying about it at all. Ever. Why?
Moving out, splitting up, running out of money and ending up straight back at home. Tick Tock… 
 

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